I love black thongs
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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