It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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