I am in a vortex of obligation.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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