ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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