I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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