so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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