Just took my morning after pill in the library
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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