Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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