butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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