NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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