He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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