All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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