What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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