Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
don't judge my taste in strippers
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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