i jhust puked up my retainher.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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