I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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