He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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