My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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