Cold hands, warm shart.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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