Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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