you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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