No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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