Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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