I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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