can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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