This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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