remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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