He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize