yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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