I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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