im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
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you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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