i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
