Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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