so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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