Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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