i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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