careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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