They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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