He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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