Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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