Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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