I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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