So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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