everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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