i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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