I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize