Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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