he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.