sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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