I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Dear god my vagina.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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