My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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