I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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