But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
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I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????