"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.