Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
are you so shy because you have an std?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.