I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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