Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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