You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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