hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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