love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
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He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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